At the hairdresser, Looking cool!

Finally, I'm getting my shabby hear done! About time! Also, it's great to have something to do to take my mind off missing Morten so insanely while he's touring Spain with The Twistaroos this week... Love the band, hate the tour;)

Organic Skin Care Bummer

I went to the pharmacy to get new skincare for my face. Last time, you see, I bought it all at a spa in Sweden, and it was all organic and supposed to be wonderfull. And quite pricey too, of course. These products were nothing more than ok, and the cleansing milk was just so thin, and it really didn't feel cleansing at all. Now, the moisturizer was empty, so it was a good excuse to buy new products! Which is always a great feeling! I went to the pharmacy to get some good quality and not too artificial products, and ended up buying everything from the new Botanic series, which is an in-house Boots-brand. It was supposed to be so natural and wonderfull, and I loved the idea! Very affordable too. Luckily, I put some moisturizer from the tester on my face before I left the store, and by the time I came home, my face had turned red, it burnt a little, and the cream felt like a layer on top of my skin. It sucked! So I took it all back! Is this organic stuff really all it's cracked up to be?

RADIO DEBATE WITH FHM TODAY

That's right. On the news-special, right after the sequence about Afghanistan, it was time for the butt-battle between FHM (men's magazine) and me. My point was, of course, that FHM should have seized their butt-off as an opportunity to embrace a wider variety of models than they usually do. Models that actually have an ass. Because, even if they say that they use normal girls, and even if they have had me on the cover, the fact that most of their models are superskinny, with higher morgages on their boobs than on their education, can't be escaped. I also wanted to say that I don't really mind, and neither does the women I feel that I speak for, the skinny plastic-woman, but this fenomanon has to be treated as a fetish, just as any other extremity. We love a lot of different fetishes, but we know to not let them dominate our lives. I also wanted to say that there are SO many kinds of super sexy girls and women, so why does FHM feel the need to be so single-minded, or should I say skinny-minded? They are a very powerfull institution, being one of the best-selling men's magazines in Norway, and they should use their power to show sexy women that strut! Skinny, medium and curvy! All kinds of sexy godesses!

Keep in mind, when I say "skinny" I don't mean anorectic, and when I say "curvy", I don't mean obese. I'm not trying to be too extreme here, so you men can keep your guard down ;) We want you to enjoy sexy women.

Well, I know this debate might have sounded pretty stupid right after the Afghanistan thing... And I was so afraid to sound like a whiney bitch. I'm really not a whiney bitch, except whem I'm PMS-ing, but it's so easy to sound negative, when you're supposed to be serious and have a sort of a feminist agenda. We all know how easy it is to pass those feminists off as bitches, right? Not fair really, but still... I was also afraid that my brain would turn completely blank as soon as the scary News-intro on the radio station started. And it sort of did... 

I have always despiced debating. I've done a lot of debating against old-school feminists and also against some religious folks. Usually, when I do normal radio or tv, I think it's fun and easy and wonderfull. But when it's serious stuff, like debates, I totally freak out. Even if I know all the answers and arguments on beforehand, and I could probably debate anyone, hanging upside down on a stripper's pole with 7 shots of tequila in my body, something just happens to me when it's a debate on radio or tv. Like today, even if I knew my opponent, the FHM guy, and he is a pretty nice guy, I just totally choked. This happens: I stutter, my mouth turns dry, and I forget just about every thought I've ever thought. And, of course, that sometimes makes sound a little dumb... Yes, it sucks. Well, luckily, some of my auto-pilot still works, and I manage to say a few smart things, but everything still feels so horrible! I'm not in touch with myself at all, and I feel like a huge failure! I hate it! This is why I've started to say no every time I'm asked to debate. 

Well, today, I felt that I had to say yes. I felt this way, 'cause nobody has really taken on this issue in Norway before, except for the boring, sourpuss feminists that are just too extreme. (There it is again, that self-righteous judgement... Yes, I do it too.) I thought it was about time that a hot, juicy girl stood up for the rest of us and put her foot down.  Cause we are pretty cool girls! We love men, and we like their magazines too. We love our femininity and sexuality.  Also, may I say; we are fairly frisky i the bedroom... And we have a lot of different types of bodies, from skinny to curvy and everything in between. What we have in common, is that we're all hot! So why does FHM feel the need to only display skinny girls? I don't know... This makes me sound as if I don't like skinny girls, and that is not true. They are beautifull, and my closest stripper colluege is actually a quite small girl with silicone boobs. (www.lindawilde.no) And she is georgeos! And so am I. And so is SO many other girls, that have other kinds of bodies. Would it not be wonderfull if men's magazines could diplay naked women in an empowering manner that makes us admire the models in loving ways? In ways that inspires other women to explore and love themselves and play around with their sexuality and femininity? Oh, fuck me, it sounds fantastic! :) Diversity is divine! 

PS. And just so you know: I would NEVER want to take away pictures of naked girls in men's magazines. Naked girls rock! 

NORWAYS BEST BUTT, MY ASS...

So, the Norwegian issue of FHM (For Him Magazine) has rated the ten best asses in the country. Of course, I totally disagree in with them. I like FHM, the magazine, I do. They are funny and cute, and they put me on the cover in June 2010, so of course I like them ;) No offense! But, I deffinately disagree with them ass-wise. Well, I have to admit, there were two really great asses on their list, belonging to Triana Iglesias and Mira Craig. Here are pics, just so you know what kind of behinds I'm talking about: 

 http://trianablog.com/

http://www.miracraig.com/

Pretty awsome asses, huh? Whatever, the point is, the girls that FHM put in first and second place, made me loose my jaw. Yes, they were beautifull girls, absolutely, with cute and nice little tushes, but seriously... When it comes to hot, juicy asses, I thought we all agreed that it's nice with a little "cushion for the pushin'" so to speak... ;) As an ass-lover, I really gotta put my foot down here. These are simply not Norway's greatest asses. Okay, some may think so, but if you think these are Norway's best butts, I suspect you're not an ass-person. Any opinions? Here's the screenshot of the FHM-spread: 

From www.fhm.no

Doable derriére, yes, but no sigar. No. What do you say? Wanna have an ass-off? :) If you wanna contribute, please send your pic to carolinemarita@gmail.com, and I'll post them all here on my blog! They don't have to be proffessional. Just be you!  I'd hate for my fellow females around to think that this is what their ass should look like. Asses are best when they look like asses! :) 

Of course, I made a little ass-collage of my own backside! 

I promise you, you won't hurt yourself if you bump into my cushion ;) 

I really don't wanna hurt the winner's feelings, cause I deffinately think she's a really sweet model. I hope she understands that this is more of a general protest against the "boney bum" syndrome, than an attack on her personally. Of course, it's okay to have a boney bum, if that's how you were born, but if you have a juicy ass, then you should be so very, very happy about it! I love a good ass!

Smart puking

So, I felt so exhausted (not just "tired-exhausted", but "crying for every fucking little thing-exhausted") today, that I stayed home, instead of going to the Twistaroos gig with Morten (who plays guitar and "co-sings" in The Twistaroos). He had taken the car, and, exhausted as I was, I didn't feel like walking to the store. Even though I was a bit bummed (eh... quite angry with the entire world, actually) about not having dark chocolate in the house, I settled for ordering chinese. The food came, and I ate happily. Untill an hour later, when I started barfing like a pig... Haha! I told you I felt bad, and had a plausible reason for staying home. A couple of hours later, when I had "returned to myself", and was not lying on the bathroomfloor hugging the toilet, I got SO, SO hungry! As I had been barfing litres, naturally my stomach was all empty. I decided to take my bike and my dog and ride down to the gas station to get pizza. But as I got up, I found myself standing there in nothing but a T-shirt. Where the hell were my panties? Well, I found them on my head. I turned out, that, in the middle of the puking, I'd actually had the sense to take off my panties and put them in my hair to keep my hair clear of vomit. Now, is that a good girl, or what?

Now, I am loaded with pizza, dark chocolate and chocolate ice cream, and I'm ready to have a party! The panties are going back on my head!

Brutally awakened by Jehovas witnesses...

Was just brutally awakened by Jehovas witnesses on my door! What Are they thinking? Don't they do ANY research?

They asked if I wanted to know what God was thinking when humans feel injustice... or something like that. Well, I already believe in all the religions, so no thank you, no booklet for me. I'll just give few of the Gods a call on my own.


I wanted to tell them that I believe in myself and the creative force that lives within all humans, but I just didn't feel like discussing This with them.

Well at least, I got to show off my pink robe;)

THE TWISTAROOS - LIVE- SORIA MORIA - FREDAG 24. OKT.

I morgen, fredag 24. Oktober, spiller The Twistaroos på Soria Moria i Oslo! Der lønner det seg å være, for det blir garasje-rock'n'roll-sould-r'n'b-fest til tusen! Jeg skal i alle fall dit! :) 

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Tomorrow, Friday Oct. 24th, The Twistaroos are playing at Soria Moria in Oslo! It's gonna be a hell of a dance party! Be there, og be an idiot. ;) 

Champagne lunch today!

on my way to meet the best girls in Oslo!